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SPIRITS&SUCHHP
A new star of the spirit world, Reigen Arataka!
Do not worry alone. Consult us!!
Clear prices. Several courses!!!
Reigen Arataka
『霊障』でお悩みの方 Those of you troubled with "spiritual harm", are they causing you trouble with your neighbours!?"Rapping Sounds""Paralyzed" when you're trying to sleep"Poltergeists," etc... あのひとの声が聞きたい・・・ Do you want to hear the voice of your loved one again...? Those able to do "seances" are considered modern-day necromancers.Why not put an end to those pesky inheritance battles? 心霊写真鑑定 Spirit Photography Evaluation I will also evaluate any other possible cursed items you have and exorcise them! 事故物件のご相談 Advice About Stigmatized Properties Deal with "psychological defects" before you move...In order to avoid real estate troubles and protect the value of your property その肩こり 『背後霊』が原因かも・・・ Your stiff shoulders may be due to a spirit on your back... See us when you're not feeling well or for modern sicknesses 『都市伝説』の今 Modern "Urban Legends" The Dragger, Hanako-San,Kashima Reiko, Red Raincoat...
Today's job
Cuticle Town Urban Legends (The Dragger)
The human-faced dog was marker ink. The red raincoat was a civilian. Dash Granny jogs. Only the Dragger was real, and she is handled.
除霊を実感！！ Feel the exorcism!!
あなたに取り付く霊の削減を目指します (We aim to reduce the spirits attached to you)
Aコース…お試しコース Course A (Trial) 2,000円ポッキリ (¥2,000 flat) (excl. tax) ¥3,980 after campaign
Bコース…真面目コース Course B (Serious) 5,000円ポッキリ (¥5,000 flat) (excl. tax) ¥8,980 after campaign
Recommended
Cコース…全力コース Course C (Full Power) 12,000円ポッキリ (¥12,000 flat) (excl. tax) ¥19,880 after campaign
お友達紹介で今なら削減率5%UP!! Refer a friend: 5% more reduction!! Extra exorcism is 20% off
霊幻新隆の華麗な必殺技紹介！Behold, Reigen Arataka's Elegant Special Moves
1 塩撃 ソルトスプラッシュ (Salt Splash)
PWR 95
Table salt, thrown hard. Real spirits know it is table salt.
2 塩拳 除霊塩パンチ (Banishing Salt Punch)
PWR 80
A fist full of salt. The win is physical.
3 香圧 アロマ暴走特急 (Aroma Runaway Express)
PWR 70
Scent and pressure. The stiff shoulder was a spirit. That is the official finding.
4 盛塩 霊幻新隆の盛り塩 (Reigen's salt pile)
PWR 60
A dish of salt in the corner. The effect is the mood.
Today's spiritual fortune
★★☆
Lucky item: a business card
Lucky color: green
Direction: southwest
A note to the office
And Dimple!
Mr. Reigen will you please let me work at the office I promise I'll work hard!
いじめられてますどうすればいいですか
Join us Psycho Helmet, we're totally not suspicious 🥦
Is duct tape safe to keep the poopy in
hello we would like to contact you about your car's extended warranty
Reigen you are so bbg
Your next line is going to be "I am the Greatest Psychic of the 21st Century!"
I need a raise on my salary please :C
Director no!
Gulp
Director *sweats*
is the director looking for new hires?
Director Come to my office for an interview
my shoulders have been feelin kinda stiff dude... mind if i drop by?
Director Do i look like a masseur ? (yes)
Let's have a duel with my stand
Director It's to weak for me to see. mob go deal with it
face me in rock paper sissor
Director Okay, I'm going with paper
butterfly butterfly please lemme pass and fly
Sir, in my house, random doors appear every night. Sometimes they open, sometimes they don't open. Please help me with this.
Director Oh sorry, that was me
Forget that reigen arataka guy.. his disciple is no joke! Those two were searching my house when this middle schooler pointed to a corner and exorcized two spirits that were supposedly haunting me! It was scary but he’s definitely the real deal..!
Reigen, can you out the curse that cling to my sister? Because in night, I find her dancing in the bathroom without open her eyes...
why does dimple appear on the screen?
Director Just ignore him
This Reigen Arataka guy is unbelievable! He literally saved me from flunking my exams. He gave me some testbooks to solve and finally get rid of the spirit that was haunting me and making me have bad grades, and they worked! 10/10!
please help, i’ll offer anything to stop my stiff shoulders!
Director GO STRETCH
Can confirm the demon on my back is gone! Three sessions with Arakawa-sensei's special treatment and my neck feels good as new! Will come again!
Director Anytime
yo i pressed a risky link while watch illegal anime 😅 can i come over?
Director Yes my antimalware program... I mean psychic skills will certainly help here
can confirm this is 100% legit keep it up!!
Director :thumbs_up:
Dude this is unrelated I need your help right now
Director Okay, send me a msg
hey man i think i got cursed by this weird lady, can i come over there and u check it out? appreciate it
我喜欢吃小孩喜欢吃小孩喜欢吃小孩
Director Weirdo
hello
Director no